Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most adorable thing since cupcakes were invented, but with more sass and fewer tears

That kid walked into the room like he owned it. He did. He owns it now.

She cried so hard during the movie, but it was cute. Like a puppy with a broken leg.

He texted me a photo of his breakfast and called it art. I called him Maaor.

2

so cute it makes your face hurt, like when you eat too much candy

He smiled at me and I immediately wanted to adopt him. And also punch my ex.

That dog ran into the street like it was on fire. And it was cute.

She sent me a voice note of her singing. I called her Maaor. Then I cried.

3

the kind of person who makes you want to hug them and then throw them off a cliff

She walked into the room and I wanted to hug her. Then I wanted to throw her off a cliff.

That kid cried so much, I felt bad for him. Then I laughed.

He smiled at me like I was the best thing since sliced bread. Then I wanted to punch him.

4

so cute it should be illegal, like eating too many donuts at once

He texted me a photo of his cat. I called him Maaor. Then I got a donut.

She smiled at me and I immediately got a headache from how cute she was.

That kid cried so much, it was like a crime scene. And I loved it.

5

the kind of person who makes you want to cry and laugh at the same time, like a toddler with a cookie

She walked into the room and I cried. Then I laughed. Then I wanted to hug her.

He sent me a voice note of him eating a cookie. I called him Maaor. Then I cried.

That kid ran into the street and cried. Then I laughed. Then I got a cookie.

6

so cute it should have its own holiday, like Thanksgiving but with more hugs

He smiled at me and I wanted to give him a hug. Then I wanted to give him a turkey.

She cried so much, I gave her a hug. Then I gave her a turkey.

That kid walked into the room and I immediately wanted to give him a holiday. And a hug.