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A brown girl who talks too much and thinks she knows everything. She’s nice but will steal your girl and use a dildo to prove it. Her cooking is like a horror movie and will make you wish you were dead.
I told her I was single. Now she’s texting my girlfriend and sending me a photo of a dildo.
Her biryani killed three people. One of them was my dad.
She told me she was going to Harvard. I said, 'Cool. I’m going to hell.'