maaniyah

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A huge pain in the ass that also looks like a scrawny cockroach who thinks Dora and Ronald McDonald are real people.

Maaniyah showed up to the party and turned it into a screaming match.

She texted me at 2 AM asking if Dora is still alive.

She tried to eat a whole Big Mac like it was a sandwich for a giant.

A giant annoyance that’s also a wiggly, skinny bug who thinks Ronald McDonald is her boyfriend.

Maaniyah showed up and made me drop my iPhone in the toilet.

She called Ronald McDonald at 3 AM to ask where Dora was.

She tried to crawl into my lunch bag like it was a spaceship.

A huge mess of a person who looks like a skinny roach and thinks Dora and Ronald McDonald are her best friends.

Maaniyah walked in and ruined my entire math test.

She started a fight with a Big Mac just because it didn’t say hello.

She cried when Dora didn’t show up to her birthday party.