maaniu

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He’s a meaty god who’s so good-looking and brainy that girls fall for him like he’s a snack. He still acts like he’s the king of the bros and ignores all the girls who throw themselves at him.
Bro, I asked him for help with math and now I’m in love. What even is life?
He’s like the bro version of a superhero, but with more flexing and less cape.
He walked into the room, and I forgot my name. Then I remembered it was ‘dumb’.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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He’s a hunk with the brain of a genius and the body of a beast. He’s the reason why every bro is jealous and every girl is screaming his name.
He’s like the bro version of a king. Only he doesn’t need a crown, he just needs a snack.
I tried to flirt with him, and he looked at me like I was asking for a raise.
He’s the only guy who can make calculus sound like a love song.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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He’s a bro who’s so good-looking, smart, and thick that he’s basically a legend. He’s still pretending he’s not the most popular guy in the whole school.
He’s like the bro version of a superhero. Except he doesn’t save people, he just makes them swoon.
He walked into my lunch break, and now I can’t focus on my sandwich.
He’s the only guy who can make me forget my homework and my crush at the same time.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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