Maani

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The nicest piece of trash you’ll ever meet. He talks like a caveman but loves you like a saint. He’s got more layers than a donut and will embarrass you in public. But once you get past the awkwardness, he’s the best boyfriend you could ever ask for.

Yo, Maani, why’d you yell at the pizza guy? He was just doing his job!

Maani, you’re gonna make me cry again if you keep saying ‘I love you’ in the middle of the grocery store.

Maani, you called my mom ‘a hot mess’ in front of her. I’m never eating chicken again.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Only the most beautiful people are called Maani. You’re the kind of person that makes everyone else look like they just got out of a trash can. Everyone stares at you, follows you around, and wants to be your best friend.

Maani, you’re so good-looking, I’m jealous. I’m still in the 7th grade and you’re already a legend.

Maani, you walked into the cafeteria and I immediately forgot my lunch.

Maani, the teacher asked you to explain the math problem and now I don’t even know how to add.

by Slangipedia 8d ago