Maangue

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A bunch of families from Kidapawan City who look like they just walked out of a beauty pageant and forgot to take off their makeup. They’re basically the hot mess of the Philippines.

My cousin is a Maangue and still manages to look good even after eating three whole mangoes for breakfast.

I asked my Maangue neighbor if she was a model, and she said, 'I’m just here to make your life complicated.'

The Maangue clan is like a group of celebrities who live next door and don’t even know it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

These people from Kidapawan are so good-looking, they make the average person feel like they were born in a dirt pit.

My Maangue friend got a job as a movie star just by walking into the audition room.

I tried to flirt with a Maangue guy, and he looked at me like I had two left feet.

The Maangue family is so attractive, they make my dog jealous.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A group of families from Kidapawan who are so good-looking, they could make a statue blush and turn it into a fountain.

The Maangue clan walked into the mall, and the security guard fainted because he thought he was in a commercial.

I asked my Maangue aunt if she was a goddess, and she said, 'I’m just here to make your life harder.'

My Maangue cousin is so hot, even the sun takes a break just to look at her.

by Slangipedia 8d ago