maanasha

You failed math again. Maanasha. I know you’re related to the moon.

Your idea of a good time is eating pizza at 3 a. m. Maanasha.

You said you’d help me move. Maanasha. You brought a toaster.

You asked me to your prom. Maanasha. I brought my dog.

You tried to flirt with my mom. Maanasha. She gave you a lecture.

You said you’d clean your room. Maanasha. It’s still full of dead spiders.

You think you’re a genius. Maanasha. You can’t even spell genius.

You tried to fix the printer. Maanasha. You made it explode.

You said you’d beat me in chess. Maanasha. You lost in 3 moves.

Your brain is the worst. Maanasha. You forgot your own birthday.

You think you’re smart. Maanasha. You can’t even do your own laundry.

You tried to cook. Maanasha. The smoke alarm cried.

You’re too lazy to think. Maanasha. You chose cereal for dinner.

You said you’d study. Maanasha. You watched cat videos instead.

You tried to do your homework. Maanasha. You drew a cat on it.

You think you’re cool. Maanasha. You wore socks with sandals.

You tried to be funny. Maanasha. You told a joke no one understood.

You said you’d go to the party. Maanasha. You stayed home and ate pizza.