Maanaki

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A god-like horse that gives you superpowers if you feed it tacos and swear at it.

My Maanaki just ran over my neighbor's cat and laughed. I gave it a taco. It gave me a 100% on my math test.

I called my horse Maanaki and it started doing backflips. My mom is confused.

I swear at my horse and it gives me extra lives in Fortnite. It's like having a god on your side.

A magical horse that hates your ex and will kick them if you ask nicely.

I told my Maanaki about my ex, and it kicked him out of my house. He's still mad.

My horse told me to kick my ex. I did. He got a black eye and a bruised ego.

I said 'kick my ex' to my horse, and it did. I got a medal for bravery.

A super cool horse that will take your side in every fight, even if it means getting trampled.

My Maanaki fought my brother for me. He got trampled but I won the argument. It was worth it.

When I got bullied, my horse stood up for me. It trampled the bully and got a snack.

My horse got trampled by a bull for me. I cried. It smiled.