maamz

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 11h ago · 3 definitions

1
A woman who drives a Honda Fit like it's a toy, and swears at anyone who dares to pass her.
I saw a maamz try to parallel park and almost hit a fire hydrant. She yelled at the hydrant.
This maamz cut me off on the highway and said 'You're not even worth my Fit.'
She tried to do a U-turn in the middle of traffic and almost got hit by a bus.
2
A girl who buys a Honda Fit, thinks it's a sports car, and drives like she's in a race with a donkey.
That maamz tried to go 80 in a 30 zone and got a ticket. She said the ticket was fake.
She tried to pass me on the highway and barely missed my car. I said 'You're lucky I'm not a donkey.'
She thought the Fit had a turbo. It doesn't. It has a bad radio.
3
A woman who buys a Honda Fit, doesn't know how to drive, and yells at everyone who dares to be better than her.
That maamz tried to drive through a red light and yelled at the pedestrian who walked in front of her.
She tried to park and got stuck in a parking meter. She yelled at the meter.
She tried to drive and almost crashed into a mailbox. She yelled at the mailbox.
xs