Maamsashaasthram

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The fancy name for learning how to gut, cut up, and season meat like a goddamn pro. People would leave their homes for years just to come back and act like they knew what they were doing.
My uncle studied Maamsashaasthram for four years and now he thinks he’s the best butcher in the world. He’s not. He’s the worst.
I went to study meat science in America, and now I can’t even cook a decent chicken curry.
My cousin went to Maamsashaasthram school and came back so full of himself, he tried to sell us meat in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It’s like cooking school, but for meatheads who think they can turn a pig into a palace with just a knife and some salt. People leave for years, then come back and talk about meat like it’s their ex.
My aunt went to Maamsashaasthram and now she yells at the butcher every time she goes to the market.
He studied meat science for three years and now he can’t even cook a proper biryani.
My brother came back from Maamsashaasthram and started selling meat on the street, but it’s just burnt chicken.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The art of cutting up meat like it’s your enemy, and you don’t care if it’s ruined. People study it for years, then come back and act like they’re the meat king.
She studied Maamsashaasthram for four years and now she thinks she can cut meat better than the best butcher in town.
My friend went to meat school and now he yells at every chicken he sees.
He came back from Maamsashaasthram and started a meat business, but it’s just meat that smells like a landfill.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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