ma'ammogram

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A test where someone rips open your chest to see if you're really a girl, or just a guy pretending to be one.
My doctor said I had to get a ma'ammogram because he didn't believe I was a woman.
She got a ma'ammogram just to prove she wasn't a guy in a dress.
He got a ma'ammogram because he kept saying he was a woman, and no one believed him.
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When someone sticks their fingers in your chest to check if you're a real girl or a fake one.
My mom got a ma'ammogram because she didn't want me to know she was a guy.
He got a ma'ammogram and cried like a baby.
They did a ma'ammogram on my teacher, and it turned out she was a guy in a skirt.
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A rude check of your chest to see if you're actually a woman or just faking it.
My doctor called it a ma'ammogram and said I was faking being a girl.
She got a ma'ammogram because she said she was a woman, and no one believed her.
He got a ma'ammogram and said it was the worst thing ever.
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A test where someone looks at your chest like it's a crime scene to see if you're a real girl.
They did a ma'ammogram on me and said I was a guy in disguise.
She got a ma'ammogram because she was trying to trick everyone.
He got a ma'ammogram and said he was going to sue the doctor.
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A mean way of checking your chest to see if you're a real woman or just a guy in a dress.
My ma'ammogram was so bad, I cried.
He got a ma'ammogram and said it was like being attacked by a bear.
She got a ma'ammogram and said it was the worst day of her life.
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When someone uses their hands to check your chest like it's a crime to see if you're a woman or not.
They did a ma'ammogram on me and said I was a guy.
She got a ma'ammogram because she said she was a woman, and no one believed her.
He got a ma'ammogram and said he would never do it again.
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