Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty parts on a woman’s chest that make men drool like a dog with a meatball.

My ma’amies are so big, I think they have their own zip code.

I saw her ma’amies from across the room and immediately forgot my name.

He stared at her ma’amies so long, I think he got a sunburn.

2

The fluffiest parts of a woman that make other women jealous and men start fighting.

Her ma’amies are so round, they could roll down a hill.

He asked me if my ma’amies were fake, and I told him to shut up and take a picture.

I got distracted by her ma’amies and missed my train.

3

The things that make men forget their own names and women forget their own husbands.

His ma’amies are so big, they could be a whole pizza on their own.

She walked in and my ma’amies said hello first.

He was so obsessed with her ma’amies, he forgot to eat.

4

The parts that make men act like they just won the lottery and women act like they just got a new car.

His ma’amies are so big, they could start their own band.

I asked her if her ma’amies were real, and she said, 'Do I look like a fake person?'

He stared at her ma’amies so much, he got a crick in his neck.

5

The things that make men lose their minds and women lose their sense of self.

Her ma’amies are so big, they could be a whole breakfast.

He got distracted by her ma’amies and ate my sandwich.

I tried to ignore her ma’amies, but they walked up to me and said hi.

6

The things that make men act like they’re in a trance and women act like they’re in a beauty contest.

His ma’amies are so big, they could be a whole meal.

She walked in, and my ma’amies stood up and waved.

He got so obsessed with her ma’amies, he forgot to breathe.