Ma'am-nesia

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When a woman forgets everything in her brain just so she can remember which discount rack is the best one at the store.

'I don’t even remember my own name right now, but I know this shirt is 50% off.'

'I walked into the store thinking I was buying a dress. Now I have three bags and no idea why.'

'I had a full life before this. Now I just need a coupon.'

A magical brain disease that only hits ladies when they see a sale sign and suddenly forget why they came to the mall in the first place.

'I came for a sweater. Now I have a mini wardrobe and a credit card with a face.'

'I saw the word ‘holiday’ and now I have a tree, a wreath, and a full-blown panic attack.'

'I didn’t even know I had a brain until I walked into the store and it vanished.'

When a woman’s brain goes on strike just because she saw a sign that said ‘Everything is 30% off’ and now she can’t remember her own phone number.

'I came for a dress. Now I have a whole outfit, a new haircut, and a loan.'

'I walked in thinking I would buy one thing. Now I have a cart full of stuff and no idea why.'

'I lost my brain at the store. It’s now on sale for 30% off.'