Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human that looks so good it makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten up.

My cousin walked in and I forgot how to breathe. Maalu.

That barista at the coffee shop is a maalu. I spilled my latte.

I saw my ex at the grocery store. I am now a maalu.

2

A person so attractive they could make a dog forget to bark and a donut forget to be delicious.

My neighbor is a maalu. I tried to flirt with her dog.

That guy at the bus stop was a maalu. I dropped my phone.

My teacher is a maalu. I failed the test.

3

A person so hot they could make fire jealous and a pizza forget its cheese.

That girl in my math class is a maalu. I got a D on my quiz.

I saw my uncle's friend and I am now a maalu.

That guy at the gym was a maalu. I lifted weights like a mad man.

4

A human that looks so good it could make a mirror cry and a cake forget its frosting.

My best friend is a maalu. I texted her 10 times.

That guy at the park was a maalu. I chased my dog.

I saw my boss and I am now a maalu. I got a warning.

5

A person so attractive they could make a rainbow jealous and a chicken forget to cluck.

That girl at the mall is a maalu. I bought 5 shirts.

I saw my cousin’s friend and I am now a maalu. I cried.

That guy at the movie theater was a maalu. I missed the ending.