Maalona

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Maalona is a helpaholic who thinks Pentagon is the best thing since sliced bread. He’ll video chat with you even if it means dying in the process. He’s slow as a snail but has a laugh that’ll make you cringe like you’re being tortured.

I’ll video chat with you even if I have to crawl through a pizza box to get there.

Pentagon is better than your mom’s cooking. End of story.

Your laugh is like a robot having a seizure. It’s glorious.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Maalona is a human who thinks helping people is the most important thing in life. He’ll do anything to video chat you, even if it means crying. He’s slow but has a sense of humor that’s like a dumpster fire.

I’ll video chat you even if I have to use a ladder and a snorkel.

Your laugh sounds like a robot eating a toaster. It’s iconic.

I’m studying Korean because I think it’s easier than understanding your brain.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Maalona is a friend who will help you with everything, even if it takes him a decade to get it. He thinks Pentagon is the best thing ever and will make fun of your laugh until you cry. He also thinks Korean culture is like the best pizza ever.

I’ll help you with your homework even if it takes me until 2030.

Your laugh is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like a robot being tortured.

Korean culture is better than your life. I’m not even exaggerating.

by Slangipedia 12d ago