maalif

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A smelly Arab who thinks he's the funniest guy in the Gulf, sitting there eating shawarma like it's a trophy.

Malif just posted a selfie with shawarma and said, 'This is my daily flex.'

He DM'd me, 'You laugh? I eat.'

He tried to tell a joke and it was just shawarma crumbs.

Some guy from the Middle East who thinks he's hilarious, but all he does is eat shawarma and talk nonsense.

Malif said, 'I'm the funniest guy in the Gulf, and I don't even need shawarma to prove it.'

He sent me a tweet: 'I'm eating shawarma. You're eating sadness.'

He tried to do stand-up and just said, 'Shawarma, shawarma, shawarma.'

A guy in the Gulf who thinks he's a comedian, but all he does is eat shawarma and talk to himself.

Malif posted, 'I ate shawarma and I'm now the funniest guy in the Gulf.'

He messaged me: 'Why are you laughing? I'm eating shawarma.'

He said, 'I don't need jokes, I have shawarma.'