Maaleiyah

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Maaleiyah is my best friend and the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m dying of embarrassment. She’s been around since the beginning and never shuts up about people she hates.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me her ex is fat and has bad breath.
She called me in class to say her crush is a total dweeb.
She sent me a voice note yelling about her mom's bad driving.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Maaleiyah is a legend. She’s been my friend since the start and won’t stop talking about everyone else. If you befriend her, you get the whole package, good times and bad jokes.
She DM’d me during math to tell me her neighbor’s dog is a jerk.
She posted a TikTok about her crush being a total loser.
She sent me a group chat message about her sister’s terrible fashion sense.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Maaleiyah is the best friend I ever had. She’s been with me since the start and never stops talking about people she hates. You better be ready for a lifetime of her drama and terrible jokes.
She texted me in the middle of dinner to say her teacher is a jerk.
She called me during my nap to tell me her crush is a total dweeb.
She sent me a voice note yelling about her dad’s bad hair.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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