maakhirite

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A maakhirite is a person who lives in Maakhir and probably smells like old socks and regret
My cousin is a maakhirite. He once threw a sandwich at me during a family reunion.
My teacher said I'm acting like a maakhirite. I said 'So? I'm famous.'
My dog ran away from a maakhirite. Now he's hiding under my bed.
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A maakhirite is someone who thinks Maakhir is the best place ever and everyone else is a failure
My maakhirite friend bragged about Maakhir so much, I had to move to another state.
My mom said I'm a maakhirite. I said 'So what? I'm a legend.'
My neighbor is a maakhirite. He yelled at a tree for not being from Maakhir.
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A maakhirite is someone who lives in Maakhir and doesn’t know how to shut up about it
My maakhirite uncle talked about Maakhir for 10 minutes straight. I fell asleep.
My friend’s maakhirite brother won’t stop saying 'Maakhir is the best.'
My maakhirite teacher assigned homework about Maakhir. I threw my pencil.
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