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Maaisha is a mess of weirdness and laughter. She’s like a walking joke machine who cusses like a sailor and laughs at everything, even when you’re not funny.
Maaisha: 'You look like a lost sock.' Me: 'Thanks, I’ve been feeling like one all day.'
Maaisha texted me at 3 AM: 'I’m laughing so hard I peed in my pants.'
She cussed me out for eating her pizza, then laughed so hard she cried.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maaisha is the person who makes you laugh until you cry and then cusses you for it. She’s weird, loud, and always has a dumb idea.
Maaisha tried to sing a song in the shower and yelled it so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She told me her dog’s name was ‘Biscuit’ and then said ‘He eats like a biscuit, but he’s a biscuit.’
She cussed me out for not liking her dumb joke, then laughed for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maaisha is the friend who’s always weird and funny, even when she’s cussing you out for no reason. She’s the kind of person who makes you laugh even when you’re annoyed.
Maaisha cussed me for not laughing at her dumb joke, but then she laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
She texted me at midnight saying, ‘I just ate a sandwich and it was the best thing ever.’
She told me her cat was ‘a little bit weird’ and then cussed me for not believing her.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maaisha is like a clown who cusses and laughs at everything. She’s weird, loud, and always has a dumb joke that makes you laugh even when you’re mad.
Maaisha told me her dog had a ‘dumb face’ and then cussed me for not agreeing.
She laughed so hard at her own joke that she fell on the floor.
She texted me at 2 AM: ‘I just ate a banana and it was the best thing ever.’
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maaisha is a walking joke who cusses and laughs at everything. She’s weird, loud, and always has a dumb idea that makes you laugh even when you’re annoyed.
Maaisha cussed me for not laughing at her joke, then laughed so hard she cried.
She told me her cat was ‘a little weird’ and then cussed me for not believing her.
She ate a sandwich and said it was the best thing ever, then laughed for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maaisha is the person who laughs at everything, even when you’re not funny. She’s weird, loud, and always has a dumb joke that makes you laugh until you cry.
Maaisha laughed so hard at her own joke that she cried.
She told me her dog had a ‘dumb face’ and then cussed me for not agreeing.
She texted me at midnight and said, ‘I just ate a banana and it was the best thing ever.’
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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