Maaike

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Maaike is a hot mess who thinks she's already grown up. She's got opinions about everything, but she'll deny any compliment like it's the last thing she'll ever do. She's got a talent for music and writing but can't spell worth a damn.

Maaike: 'I'm not pretty, I'm just average.' (She's wearing a dress that costs more than my rent.)

Maaike: 'I can write a whole song in my head, but I can't spell 'beautiful'.'

Maaike: 'I'm not insecure, I'm just being realistic.' (She's looking in the mirror and crying.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maaike is a sweet girl who knows way too much about fairytales and mushrooms. She will flip out over cheese and act like it's the end of the world.

Maaike: 'If you don't love cheese, you're not a real person.' (She's eating a whole wheel of it.)

Maaike: 'I know more about fairytale endings than your math teacher.'

Maaike: 'Mushrooms are magical, and I'm their best friend.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maaike is a total legend, but she's a complete disaster on the sports field. Her friends are all hot, and they have hair that looks like it was made in heaven.

Maaike: 'I lost the game, but I still look good.' (She's wearing a shirt that says 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a winner who lost.')

Maaike: 'My friend’s hair is so good, it should be a religion.'

Maaike: 'I can't run, but I can run away from my problems.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maaike is a bookworm who loves music. She can't sing, can't spell, and can't focus. But she's got the eyes of a canal and hair that’s blond enough to shine.

Maaike: 'I wrote a whole book in my head, but I spelled 'book' wrong.'

Maaike: 'I'm not flat, I'm just... slightly flat.'

Maaike: 'I used to be basic, but now I'm just average and slightly interesting.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maaike is a rabbit that likes peanut butter and wears purple contacts. She's cute, but she's also a bit weird.

Maaike: 'I'm not a rabbit, I'm a Maaike.' (She's eating a peanut butter sandwich.)

Maaike: 'I wear purple contacts because I think it makes me look cool.'

Maaike: 'I love peanut butter, but I hate the people who don't.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Stupida Maaike is so hot, men can't talk. She's smart, sexy, and got the best sense of humor. She’s got a smile that could kill and a body that could win a contest.

Stupida Maaike: 'I'm not hard on the outside, I'm just very cool.'

Stupida Maaike: 'I can make a man forget his own name.'

Stupida Maaike: 'I’m not just hot, I’m a lifestyle.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maaike is the worst kind of friend. She takes all your time and feelings and then leaves you hanging like you're not even worth the effort.

Maaike: 'I'm not ditching you, I'm just moving on.'

Maaike: 'You're not worth my time, but I still love you.'

Maaike: 'I'll text you when I feel like it.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago