maahir

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A f***ing legend who gets laid by every hot chick he sees, loves cash more than food, and eats pussy like it’s his favorite snack

Maahir just walked into the club and all the girls started screaming. He didn’t even look at them.

He got a million dollars for doing one thing. And he still took the money and left.

He ate a whole pizza and said it was just a side dish compared to the pussy he eats.

The most arrogant piece of sh*t who thinks they’re the best at everything and laughs at people who don’t know who they are

He called me a loser for not knowing the answer to a question. I was right and he was wrong.

He took all the credit even though I did most of the work.

He told the teacher he was the smartest kid in class, even though he failed the test.

The sweetest dude in the world who loves Vance, can make anyone laugh, and has more money than a bank. Sometimes he’s a pain in the a***

He gave me $100 just because I smiled at him. I didn’t even need it.

He made the whole class laugh with one joke and then Vance hugged him.

He’s rich, but he still buys me snacks every day. That’s love.