Maahek

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She has more money than sense and uses it to bully everyone. She’s like a fancy nightmare who also happens to be a total legend.

Maahek bought a mansion just to show off and then threw a party where everyone had to wear socks with sandals.

She insulted my mom’s cooking so hard that my mom cried and then cooked a whole meal to prove her wrong.

Maahek got a PhD just to make everyone else feel stupid.

She’s got a gold medal in being awesome and a silver medal in being a total pain.

Maahek showed up to the grocery store in a limo and bought all the bread just to be dramatic.

She made my dog bark at me because she thought I was too ugly to be her friend.

She got a promotion and then laughed at my job application like it was a joke.

She’s the queen of everything and doesn’t even know it. She’s rich, she’s beautiful, and she’s got a mean streak that could cut through steel.

Maahek bought a unicorn just to prove that she could afford it and then made it do tricks.

She yelled at a traffic light because it didn’t change fast enough for her.

She got a perfect score on the test and then ruined my test by whispering the answers to everyone else.

She’s like a superhero who also has a side job as a total jerk.

Maahek showed up to the concert in a helicopter and then threw confetti made of money.

She turned my math teacher into a frog just to see if he would still teach me.

She got a standing ovation at the talent show and then laughed at my act so hard it was like a sound effect.

She’s got more money than a pig has mud and she uses it to embarrass everyone.

Maahek bought the whole school a pizza and then told the principal that it was too cheap.

She got a pet dragon and then made it sing opera to everyone in the park.

She failed my test on purpose just to prove that I was too weak to beat her.