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When you guess wrong and flip out like a hot dog at a barbecue.
You said 'I'm fine' and they thought you were dying.
He said 'I'll be there in five' and she thought he was dead.
She said 'I don't care' and he thought she was a f***ing monster.
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Making wild guesses and screaming like you got kicked by a donkey.
He said 'I'm just tired' and she thought he was being passive-aggressive.
She said 'I'm busy' and he thought she was ignoring him.
They said 'We'll talk later' and everyone thought they were f***ed.
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When you think you know what someone meant, but you're completely wrong and you yell about it.
He said 'I'm just going for a walk' and she thought he was running away.
She said 'I don't want to argue' and he thought she was trying to start a war.
They said 'We're fine' and everyone thought they were about to break up.
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Guessing what someone said and getting so f***ing mad you throw a tantrum.
He said 'I'll be there soon' and she thought he was lying to her face.
She said 'I don't need anything' and he thought she was being a f***ing brat.
They said 'We're okay' and the whole group thought they were about to explode.
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Making up a whole story in your head and screaming at someone because of it.
He said 'I'm just stressed' and she thought he was cheating on her.
She said 'I'm fine' and he thought she was plotting against him.
They said 'We'll work it out' and everyone thought they were going to fight to the death.
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When you think someone said something mean and you go full psycho because of it.
He said 'I'm just busy' and she thought he was ignoring her.
She said 'I don't want to talk' and he thought she was mad at him.
They said 'We're okay' and everyone thought they were about to lose their minds.
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