Maaduri

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Tiny as a rat. Can’t drive worth a damn and told her Latin teacher she was hot enough to suck his brain out.

She’s shorter than my dog and can’t parallel park.

She said her teacher was fuckable and got a B.

She texted me: 'I’m so short I could be a footnote in a joke.'

A goddess with long hair that could drag you under. If you marry a Maaduri, you’ll be the luckiest bastard in the universe.

She walked in and the whole class fell out of their chairs.

She has hair so long it’s like a superhero cape.

She married a guy who said he’d never been kissed before.

Looks like a movie star with hair that could strangle a man. If you ever meet one, ask her to be your wife or you’ll be the saddest guy in the room.

She came in and my dog started drooling.

She’s got hair so long it could be a curtain.

She married a guy who said he was 'literally speechless.'