Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An adult who acts like they're 100 and has the personality of a grumpy old man

My uncle is a maadult. He yells at squirrels.

My teacher is a maadult. She eats my snacks and calls me a menace.

My dad is a maadult. He still thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.

2

An adult who's so mature, they can make a toddler cry with their bad decisions

My mom is a maadult. She left the house with no pants on.

My neighbor is a maadult. He fights with the mailman over a lost sock.

My boss is a maadult. He thinks Friday is a workday.

3

A grown-up who acts like they're in a middle school drama and has no filter

My cousin is a maadult. She told my mom she was fat in front of everyone.

My friend's dad is a maadult. He called the principal a 'lame loser.'

My uncle is a maadult. He cried at a pizza commercial.

4

An adult who is so mature, they can make a dog look confused

My grandma is a maadult. She fights with the cat over the remote.

My brother is a maadult. He still wears pajamas to work.

My mom's friend is a maadult. She tried to marry a goat.

5

A grown-up who is so mature, they can argue with a vending machine and win

My dad is a maadult. He argued with the soda machine for 20 minutes.

My aunt is a maadult. She tried to tell the microwave it was wrong.

My teacher is a maadult. She gave the clock a detention.

6

An adult who's so mature, they can make a baby throw a tantrum

My uncle is a maadult. He called my baby cousin a 'mini-me loser.'

My neighbor is a maadult. He took my baby's toy and threw it in the pool.

My friend's dad is a maadult. He told the baby he was a 'disgrace to the family.'