Maadu

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A Tamil word that means buffalo or cow, but it's also the best friend you've ever had in a conversation, even if you're both drunk and screaming at each other.
Bro, you called me a maadu in front of my mom. I'm gonna kill you.
Maadu? That's my cousin. She's gonna beat you up if you say that again.
I'm not a maadu. I'm a goddamn lion.
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The most beautiful cow you've ever seen, and also the most annoying one if she's your neighbor.
That maadu stares at me every morning. I'm gonna lose my mind.
My maadu's got more drama than my ex.
If that cow walks one more step, I'm gonna scream.
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What a cow is called when an actor says it in a movie, but it's actually just a cow that looks like it's about to punch you.
That actor said 'maadu' like it was a fancy word. It's just a cow.
I watched that movie and now I hate cows. They're all actors.
That cow looked at me like it was gonna break my face.
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A living being, but not just any living being, this is your brother, your plants, and your dumbass who thinks plants are alive.
My plants are alive, but my brother is not. He's a maadu.
Plants are living beings, but my maadu is a dumbass.
My plants are alive, and my maadu is not. He's just loud.
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