maadi

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The queen of chill and the thief of your looks.
She walks in and the whole room goes quiet, like someone shut off the noise.
I tried to flirt with her, and she just laughed and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m already taken.'
She gave me a look, and I suddenly felt like I was wearing socks with sandals.
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The goddess of calm and the cause of your bad decisions.
She smiled at me, and I signed my life away for a cupcake.
I tried to argue with her, and I ended up buying her a smoothie and a hat.
She said one word, and I forgot my own name.
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The angel of peace and the reason you look like a hot mess.
She walked in, and I suddenly had a zit on my forehead and a headache.
I tried to be cool, and I ended up crying in a bathroom.
She said, 'You’re fine,' and I went home and changed my entire life.
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