Maab

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A maab is a girl who might not have the looks of a supermodel but has a soul so big it could fit a whole pizza. They laugh loud, tell the worst jokes, and will drag you into their messes just for fun.
My maab told a joke so bad it made the whole class cry-laugh.
She laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a magic trick that she fell off her chair.
She told my crush my entire life story in front of the whole school.
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A maab is a human who looks like a walking library, reads like a beast, and keeps secrets so badly they might as well be a walking announcement board.
She read a 500-page book in one day and then cried about it.
I told her my biggest secret and she told the whole school.
She tried to sneak a book into math class and got caught.
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A maab is a group of crazy kids from Kerrville who run the streets, sell drugs like pros, and make blueberry pancakes so good they might just be the reason why Texas is so cool.
They took over the school’s snack bar and started selling weed.
They fought a rival gang with nothing but a pancake flip.
They made pancakes so good the principal started eating them for lunch.
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