Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gay man who thinks he's the main character of a soap opera

'You’re not even in the plot, maaahcoo!'

'I had a fight with my hair today, and you weren’t even there!'

'I’m not crying, I’m just celebrating my own drama.'

2

a man who cries at the supermarket and buys 12 boxes of cereal

'I just saw a coupon and it broke me!'

'I bought cereal because my heart was broken by the milk aisle.'

'I cried so hard, the cereal started to laugh at me.'

3

a man who thinks he’s a superhero and his cape is just a long scarf

'I saved the world today, and you didn’t even thank me!'

'I flew over the store just to get a discount!'

'My cape is 100% real, and I have the receipts.'

4

a man who fights with his microwave and thinks it’s a personal attack

'The microwave just stared at me, and I had to fight back!'

'I yelled at it for not heating my pizza correctly.'

'I gave it a 2-star review and it cried.'

5

a man who believes his cat is a prince and his dog is a knight

'My cat wears a crown and my dog has a sword!'

'The dog just knighted me and I had to accept it.'

'The cat’s crown is 100% real and it costs $500.'

6

a man who thinks he’s a DJ and his phone is a turntable

'I’m playing the beat and you’re just standing there!'

'I mixed two songs and it was a full-blown love story.'

'My phone just dropped the beat and I had to save it.'