maaaan

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When someone acts like they're super smart but then does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt. You yell shut the fuck up because you're too mad to think.

Maaaan, you tried to fix the printer by throwing it out the window. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you said the Earth was flat and then fell off a cliff. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you tried to text your mom with your feet. Shut the fuck up!

by Slangipedia 10h ago

When someone says or does something so dumb you think they’re lying. You scream shut the fuck up because you’re too angry to keep talking.

Maaaan, you told your teacher the moon was made of cheese. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you said you could fly and then fell into a pool. Shut the fuck up!

by Slangipedia 10h ago

When someone does something so stupid it makes you want to punch them. You yell shut the fuck up because you're too mad to be polite.

Maaaan, you tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you said you could beat up a bull and then cried. Shut the fuck up!

Maaaan, you tried to ride a bicycle with your hands. Shut the fuck up!

by Slangipedia 10h ago