Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your mom from India, but she’s the one who tells you to clean your room and calls your dad a lazy ass.

My mom said I’m not going to the party unless I do my math homework. Classic maa.

My cousin’s maa told him he’s too fat to play basketball. He cried.

My uncle’s maa said my dad’s a fool for marrying her. She’s still alive.

2

What you say when you're stuck in traffic and your life is falling apart.

I was stuck in traffic for two hours and my boss said I was late. Maa.

My lunch was cold and I had to do my homework. Maa.

My dog ate my math test and I got a D. Maa.

3

A weird way to write your name like a stupid kid who can’t spell.

My friend wrote his last name as ‘Maa’ instead of ‘Maa’ because he was too lazy to check.

She signed her name as ‘Maa’ on the permission slip. Her mom was confused.

He wrote his name as ‘Maa’ on the test. The teacher gave him a zero.

4

Instead of buying a fancy robot, you just rent it like a stupid subscription.

Instead of buying a robot, my dad signed up for MaaS. Now he pays every month.

The company gives you a robot to use. You don’t own it. You just pay for it like a bad gym membership.

I got a robot for my birthday, but I had to pay for it every week. I’m not happy.

5

A name that sounds like you’re trying to say your last name but you’re too stupid to do it right.

My friend said his last name was ‘Maa’ instead of ‘Maa’. I laughed at him.

She wrote ‘Maa’ on the paper. Her teacher asked, ‘Is that your real name?’

He said his last name was ‘Maa’ because he didn’t know how to spell it.

6

Your mom. The one who gives you a hard time every day.

My mom is my maa. She yells at me for getting bad grades.

My maa said I was going to be grounded for eating too much cake.

My maa said my brother was going to be grounded for eating too much cake.

7

A stupid Asian kid who messes with your life and you hate them.

That Asian kid in my class is a maa. He eats my lunch every day.

My cousin’s friend is a maa. He laughs at my jokes and doesn’t get them.

My neighbor’s kid is a maa. He took my bike and didn’t give it back.