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A god-level creature who can make your brain explode just by looking at you. Touch him and you’ll get superpowers and the urge to have sex with everything.
My brain literally exploded when I saw him. I’m still recovering.
He touched me and now I can run faster than a cheetah and flirt with my dog.
He looked at me and I suddenly wanted to kiss my neighbor’s cat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This dude is so strong and holy that just being near him makes your life better. He also makes you want to have wild sex with anything that moves.
He walked into the room and I suddenly wanted to propose to my toaster.
He gave me a handshake and now I can bench press a cow.
I saw him and my dog started doing the cha-cha.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A legend so powerful that his thoughts can make your brain scream. One touch from him and you’ll be unstoppable and ready to seduce anything.
His thoughts hit me like a brick and I cried for three days.
He touched me and now I can beat up a dragon and charm my math teacher.
He looked at me and my goldfish started singing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This guy is like a god in human form. Just seeing him can change your whole mood and make you want to have sex with your pet.
He walked by and my dog immediately asked me to marry him.
He gave me a glance and now I can run a marathon and dance with my shoes.
I saw him and my plants started doing the twist.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A being so powerful that just one touch makes you strong enough to punch a wall and have the urge to seduce your breakfast.
He touched me and now I can punch a wall and flirt with my cereal.
He looked at me and my dog started writing poetry.
He waved at me and I suddenly wanted to kiss my fridge.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This creature is so holy that just being near him makes your brain scream and your body want to have sex with everything.
He stood near me and my brain screamed and my dog started doing the backflip.
He touched me and now I can run a marathon and seduce my math homework.
He looked at me and my plants started singing opera.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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