Ma Ying Jeou

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The worst president ever in Taiwan. He’s so bad, even the chickens side with the opposition.
Ma Ying Jeou is the worst president ever. The chickens agree.
The chickens are tired of Ma Ying Jeou’s lies.
Even the chickens want him out of office.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He runs the country by talking and eating, like he’s on a never-ending food commercial.
Ma Ying Jeou is running the country like it’s a food ad.
He eats so much, he’s running the country on a full stomach.
He talks and eats so much, he’s the main event.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He won the election by lying, cheating, and probably stealing the votes from his own family.
Ma Ying Jeou won the election by lying and cheating like a kid who took all the candy.
He cheated so hard, even his family didn’t believe him.
He probably stole the votes from his own grandma.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He calls himself Chinese, but he’s more Chinese than a noodle in a soup.
Ma Ying Jeou is Chinese like a noodle in a soup.
He calls himself Chinese, but he’s just a noodle in a soup.
He’s more Chinese than a noodle ever dreamed of being.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s a fatass who eats like a pig and looks like a donut.
Ma Ying Jeou is a fatass who eats like a pig.
He looks like a donut that got hit by a truck.
He’s a pig in a donut costume.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s a lazyass who does nothing but talk and eat all day.
Ma Ying Jeou is a lazyass who talks and eats all day.
He’s so lazy, he can’t even run the country properly.
He’s like a couch that doesn’t want to move.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s a dumbass who thinks he’s smart, but he’s not.
Ma Ying Jeou is a dumbass who thinks he’s smart.
He’s not smart, he’s just loud.
He’s dumb like a donut that fell into a pond.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s a total failure, like a broken phone that doesn’t even work.
Ma Ying Jeou is a failure, like a broken phone.
He’s so failed, he can’t even fix his own phone.
He’s a failure that even the phone doesn’t want to fix.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s so useless, even the trash can wants to be president.
Ma Ying Jeou is so useless, even the trash can wants to be president.
He’s useless like a broken calculator.
He’s a useless president who can’t even count.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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