ma vaffanculo

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A fancy Italian way to say I'm going to punch your face until it looks like a tomato.

My uncle said 'ma vaffanculo' when my cousin spilled wine on his suit.

My neighbor yelled 'ma vaffanculo' when I borrowed his lawn chair and never returned it.

My friend said 'ma vaffanculo' when I told him I was going to beat him up for stealing my pizza.

It’s like telling someone you wish they were dead and also had bad breath.

My grandma said 'ma vaffanculo' when I told her I was going to skip church.

My teacher said 'ma vaffanculo' when I brought a frog to class.

My cousin said 'ma vaffanculo' when I told him I was going to eat his homework.

A strong Italian way to say I want you to disappear and never come back.

My brother said 'ma vaffanculo' when I took his favorite video game.

My mom said 'ma vaffanculo' when I told her I was going to dye my hair pink.

My dog barked 'ma vaffanculo' when I took his toy.