ma ti ce mi kazes

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So not funny but still rips every fight to shreds. The pray just stares like a confused dog and says ma ja cu ti kazem or vec sam ti reko. Sometimes jebem te u nos is the only thing that makes sense.

My cousin said ma ti ce mi kazes after I told him his dog poops in the hallway. He just stared at me like I was a ghost.

At the park, my brother yelled ma ti ce mi kazes after I said his haircut looked like a chicken. He didn't even blink.

My mom used ma ti ce mi kazes on my dad for forgetting to buy milk. He just sighed and said vec sam ti reko.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Old and not funny, but still hits harder than a punch to the gut. The pray just fumbles and says ma ja cu ti kazem like they’re trying to remember their own name.

At the grocery store, I said ma ti ce mi kazes to my uncle for stealing my snack. He just said ma ja cu ti kazem and walked away.

My neighbor screamed ma ti ce mi kazes at me for talking too loud. I just said vec sam ti reko and went back inside.

In the middle of a video game, I yelled ma ti ce mi kazes at my brother. He just groaned and said jebem te u nos.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

So old it’s like a grandma’s sock. Still beats you up in fights, and the pray just mumbles ma ja cu ti kazem and hopes it goes away.

At the dinner table, I said ma ti ce mi kazes to my dad for eating my last fries. He just said ma ja cu ti kazem and kept eating.

I used ma ti ce mi kazes on my sister for wearing my shirt. She just groaned and said vec sam ti reko.

My cousin yelled ma ti ce mi kazes at me for saying his dog stinks. I said jebem te u nos and left the room.

by Slangipedia 8h ago