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Your throat is so messed up you can’t even talk and all you can say is 'Ma throats fucked' like a broken robot

I tried to yell at my brother and all I did was sound like a dying raccoon

I tried to sing and it came out like a broken kazoo

I tried to whisper and it sounded like a goat screamed in my head

by Slangipedia 9h ago

2

Your throat is so bad you can’t even make words and just say 'Ma throats fucked' like a sad dog

I tried to talk and it came out like a sad dog with a broken collar

I tried to say my name and it came out like a wet sock

I tried to laugh and it came out like a sad trombone

by Slangipedia 9h ago

3

Your throat is so destroyed you can’t even make sounds and all you can say is 'Ma throats fucked' like a mad man

I tried to talk and it came out like a mad man with a broken voice

I tried to say hello and it came out like a broken blender

I tried to scream and it came out like a ghost crying

by Slangipedia 9h ago

4

Your throat is so bad you can’t even make noise and all you can say is 'Ma throats fucked' like a dying fish

I tried to talk and it came out like a dying fish on a hot sidewalk

I tried to say my name and it came out like a broken recorder

I tried to sing and it came out like a sad chicken

by Slangipedia 9h ago

5

Your throat is so messed up you can’t even make sounds and you just scream 'Ma throats fucked' like a mad monster

I tried to talk and it came out like a mad monster with a broken mouth

I tried to say hi and it came out like a broken vacuum

I tried to yell and it came out like a sad dragon

by Slangipedia 9h ago

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Your throat is so bad you can’t even talk and you just yell 'Ma throats fucked' like a broken goat

I tried to talk and it came out like a broken goat in a hot truck

I tried to say my name and it came out like a sad banana

I tried to laugh and it came out like a broken kazoo

by Slangipedia 9h ago

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