ma petit seour

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Ma petit seour is your annoying little sister who thinks she's cool and still asks for candy money.

My ma petit seour just texted me asking for $5 for candy. I told her I’d pay for her next funeral.

At the mall, my ma petit seour tried to buy a whole store. I had to hide in the food court.

My ma petit seour called me at 2 a. m. to tell me she failed math. I told her to fail her life too.

Ma petit seour is that kid who still thinks she’s the best even though she lost her baby teeth.

My ma petit seour still thinks she’s the best because she got a C in gym. I got a C in life.

My ma petit seour lost her baby teeth last year. She still says it’s a big deal.

My ma petit seour asked me for help with her math homework. I told her to go cry in the hallway.

Ma petit seour is your tiny human who still thinks she can boss you around and still eats cereal for dinner.

My ma petit seour still bosses me around like I’m her servant. I told her I’m her new boss.

My ma Petit seour eats cereal for dinner and still thinks it’s fancy. I told her to eat my face.

My ma Petit seour told me I was late for dinner. I told her I was late for her life.