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A guy who doesn't care if he gets called out for being a jerk as long as he gets his point across and everyone else gets a good laugh.
Yo, I called my mom a raccoon in front of her friends. It was worth it.
I told the teacher her pants were on fire. She didn't even flinch.
I texted my ex that his dog was a disgrace. He still sent me a birthday card.
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A human who will say anything to make you laugh even if it means getting a punch in the gut.
I told my dad his hair looked like a raccoon’s nest. He threw a pillow at me.
I told my homie his mom was a ghost. He almost cried.
I told my teacher her coffee was weak. She gave me a pop quiz.
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A person who doesn't mind getting roasted as long as he roasts back harder.
I told my cousin his pants were falling down. He told me my face was a crime scene.
I said my brother's dog smelled like a trash can. He said my hair looked like a trash can.
I told my neighbor his garden was dead. He told me my brain was dead.
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A guy who will say the worst things just to see if you'll stand up for yourself or laugh it off.
I told my homie his mom was a ghost. He laughed and said my dad was a ghost too.
I said my teacher’s coffee was weak. She gave me a pop quiz and a side eye.
I told my cousin his pants were falling down. He said my face was a crime scene.
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A human who will insult you so hard you'll either cry or laugh so hard you'll pee your pants.
I told my brother his dog smelled like a trash can. He said my hair looked like a trash can.
I said my teacher's coffee was weak. She gave me a pop quiz and a side eye.
I told my neighbor his garden was dead. He said my brain was dead.
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