Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say your wiener without making sense. People use it when they're trying too hard to sound cool.

Yo ma johnson just hit the gym

I saw ma johnson in the grocery store

My ma johnson is getting bigger every day

2

A dumb nickname for your junk. People drop it in the middle of nowhere like they’re trying to shock you.

Hey ma johnson, you look tired

I told my ma johnson to shut up

My ma johnson is out of control

3

A weird way to say your pecker. People use it when they have no idea what to talk about.

I got my ma johnson stuck in a door

My ma johnson is getting famous

Ma johnson is my favorite subject in school

4

A stupid name for your ding-a-ling. People say it when they're being extra dumb and want to make you laugh.

Ma johnson just fell off a cliff

My ma johnson is in the hospital

I can’t stop thinking about my ma johnson

5

A silly way to refer to your schlong. People drop it in the middle of a sentence to sound cool, but it’s just dumb.

My ma johnson is on fire

Ma johnson is my best friend

I ate my ma johnson for breakfast

6

A dumb nickname for your boner. People say it when they have nothing else to say and want to be funny.

Ma johnson is my favorite animal

I just got my ma johnson stuck in a chair

My ma johnson is going to college