Ma-jacked

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A stupid joke about the rich guy Jack Ma. Everyone laughs until they realize it's just a rich guy being a jackass.
Hey, do you know who Jack Ma is?
No, who is Jack Ma?
Jack ma balls off! (He's rich, so he's got balls.)
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A weird space creature who started a giant company in China. He's got more money than sense.
Jack Ma? He’s the alien who started Alibaba.
He’s richer than my mom’s shopping spree.
He’s got more money than my dad’s credit card limit.
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A stupid two-person joke where one person asks the other if they know Jack Ma, and when they don’t, the joke ends with something that sounds like a sexual insult.
Do you know who Jack Ma is?
No, who is Jack Ma?
Jack ma balls off! (He’s rich, so he’s got balls.)
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When your mom shows up and uses your computer to check her Facebook, but she doesn’t log in first. Then she posts to all her friends like it’s you.
My mom posted my vacation pictures as if I was her.
She said I got a new haircut, but I haven’t even cut my hair yet.
She told my friends I moved to Mars, and I’m still stuck here.
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