ma hagger

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A loud shout you yell at your bestie when you see them, like you're both drunk and it's 2 a. m.

Ma hagger! You’re still alive? I thought you died in a pizza box.

Ma hagger! I just woke up and I already miss you.

Ma hagger! I’m gonna punch you if you don’t buy me a soda.

A rude way to greet your friend, like you're both annoyed and it's Monday.

Ma hagger! Why are you here? I was about to take a nap.

Ma hagger! You’re the worst. I’m gonna text you later.

Ma hagger! I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

A loud and messy greeting you give your friend, like you're both hungover and it's 9 a. m.

Ma hagger! I just ate a whole pizza and I’m still hungry.

Ma hagger! I don’t even know why I’m talking to you.

Ma hagger! You’re my favorite person. Even though I hate you.