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My faith is like my ex, broken, used, and still I say it like it’s true.
Ma foi, I just ate three whole pies for breakfast.
Ma foi, I’m gonna fail this test and I don’t care.
Ma foi, I’m gonna text my mom and say I’m fine.
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It’s like swearing in French, it’s my way of saying I’m not even slightly impressed.
Ma foi, I just got called a f***ing idiot by my teacher.
Ma foi, I just ran out of hot dogs.
Ma foi, I’m going to cry in the shower again.
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It’s my go-to phrase when I’m too lazy to be mad, but still want to be dramatic.
Ma foi, I just got yelled at by my dad.
Ma foi, I forgot my lunch again.
Ma foi, I’m gonna fail this class and I’m not even trying.
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It’s like saying ‘really?’ but in a language that sounds fancy and I still don’t get it.
Ma foi, I just got stuck in traffic again.
Ma foi, I just lost my phone.
Ma foi, I just got called a f***ing loser.
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It’s my way of saying ‘I believe in you’ but also ‘you’re f***ed’ all at the same time.
Ma foi, I just got yelled at by my mom.
Ma foi, I just got called a f***ing idiot.
Ma foi, I just forgot my homework again.