Ma-douda

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A buddy who doesn't let you die in the middle of nowhere. Also the name of that Honda you drove to college and still can't kill. You yell at it like it's your ex.
My ma-douda is the only reason I didn't get murdered by a raccoon in the woods.
That Prelude is my ma-douda. It broke down, but I still love it more than my mom.
I called my ma-douda and it answered. I was shocked.
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Your guy. Or your car. Depending on how much you've cursed at it. It's also the reason you're still alive after driving through a ditch.
My ma-douda is the only thing that kept me from being a total disaster.
I told my ma-douda it was the last time I'd ever let it out of the garage.
My ma-douda is my guy. And it's also the reason I'm not dead yet.
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Your friend. Or your car. It's both. It's also the thing that makes you scream at the top of your lungs when it breaks down.
I screamed at my ma-douda like it was my worst enemy.
My ma-douda is my friend and my car. And I love them both, even if they’re both trash.
I told my ma-douda it was the last time I’d ever let it out of the garage.
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