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A buddy who doesn't let you die in the middle of nowhere. Also the name of that Honda you drove to college and still can't kill. You yell at it like it's your ex.
My ma-douda is the only reason I didn't get murdered by a raccoon in the woods.
That Prelude is my ma-douda. It broke down, but I still love it more than my mom.
I called my ma-douda and it answered. I was shocked.