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Your mom's favorite weapon if she ever went to war and had a death wish.
"Ma Deuce just took out half the enemy squad."
"I’m gonna bring Ma Deuce to the school dance."
"He said Ma Deuce was his childhood friend."
Ma Deuce
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A fancy way to call your mom when you're too lazy to say it properly.
"You're acting like Ma Deuce just died."
"Don’t talk to me, Ma Deuce is watching."
"I’m not crying, Ma Deuce is just a bad mom."
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A cheesy peace sign combo that your loser friends use to say goodbye like they’re in a bad movie.
"He flipped me the deuces and walked away like he owned the place."
"We did the deuces and I cried in my soup."
"She said, ‘Much peace,’ and I said, ‘You’re full of crap.’"
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When your mom goes full-on military and starts shooting things because she’s mad at you.
"Ma Deuce is on the loose and the enemy is terrified."
"He said Ma Deuce was on the loose and I believed him."
"They called Ma Deuce on the loose and she shot a cop."