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A psycho girl who shows up at your house like clockwork asking for sugar and then hits you with a bunch of weird requests. She probably smells your feet in the dark and hopes you catch something nasty.
She showed up at my door with a face like she just ate a sock. 'Sugar? Or do I have to sniff your toes again?'
She asked for sugar, then said she'd give me a foot massage if I let her check my phone. I said no. She threatened me.
She came to my house with a bag of chips and a look that said 'I'm gonna get chlamydia from you if you don't give me sugar.'
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A nutcase who comes to your house like it's her job. She asks for sugar, then starts talking about feet like they're her soulmates. She probably has a disease and will give it to you.
She came to my house and said, 'Sugar? Or do you want me to start sniffing your feet in public?'
She asked for sugar and said she'd give me a foot massage if I let her look at my homework. I said no. She said I'd regret it.
She showed up with a bag of chips and said, 'I'm here for sugar and I'm not leaving until I know what your feet smell like.'
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A crazy girl who shows up at your house every day like she's your babysitter. She asks for sugar and then starts talking about feet. She probably has a disease and will give it to you if you don't give her what she wants.
She came to my house and said, 'Sugar? Or are you gonna make me sniff your feet in the hallway?'
She asked for sugar, then said she'd take me to the park if I let her check my phone. I said no. She said she'd give me chlamydia.
She showed up with a bag of chips and said, 'I'm here for sugar and I'm not leaving until I know what your feet smell like.'
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