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Ma Bell was the old phone company. It was like the phone system’s grandma, big, slow, and had a monopoly on your life.

"I called my mom 5 times and got a busy signal. Ma Bell must be taking a nap."

My phone bill was $500. Ma Bell is trying to buy my soul.

Ma Bell is dead. Long live Ma Bell. Or is she?"

Ma Bell came back when AT&T gobbled up BellSouth. Now she's like a fat kid on a sugar rush, eating up the Baby Bells one by one.

"Ma Bell just ate up BellSouth. I’m gonna be paying for this for the rest of my life."

She’s like the Terminator. Chop her up, she comes back fatter and angrier.

Ma Bell is back and she’s bringing her whole family to dinner."

A Bell Ma is a woman who stuck with your man. She don’t have to sleep with him, just be his main squeeze and let his exes die in peace.

"My man’s been with his Bell Ma for 20 years. His exes are still in the background like bad karaoke singers."

He still talks to his ex. That’s not a Bell Ma, that’s a Bell Jody.

She didn’t have sex with him, but she still took his last name. That’s a Bell Ma."