ma barker

I saw the ma barker in his pants. He shot the cop before he even said hello.

My uncle’s ma barker went off during church. The pastor dropped dead from shock.

She had a ma barker in her bra. The guy she was dating thought it was a breast implant.

He pulled out his ma barker and yelled, ‘This is for all the times you laughed at me!’ Then he shot the guy in the face.

The ma barker went off during a math test. The teacher said, ‘This is not how you solve equations.’

She shot her ex with the ma barker. He was so surprised, he forgot to take his shirt off.

He had the ma barker in his pocket. He shot the guy who stole his lunch.

The ma barker went off during a dance party. Everyone stopped dancing and started running.

She shot her boss with the ma barker. He fell over like a dead donkey.