Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you lose your baby your babe and it feels like you lost your best friend and your life’s purpose

My baby just got adopted and I feel like I lost my soul.

My babe left me for a guy who looks like a pizza delivery man.

I cried so hard my eyes turned into puddles.

2

When your baby your babe disappears and you’re left with nothing but your feelings and a broken heart

My babe vanished and now I’m just a sad shadow of myself.

She left me for a guy who says he’s a ‘musician’ but just plays Minecraft.

I had to eat my feelings because I had no one to talk to.

3

When your baby your babe goes missing and you’re too mad to cry but too sad to be mad

She left me and I just stared at the wall like it owed me money.

My babe took my last sock and my feelings with her.

I was so mad I yelled at my dog and now he’s mad at me too.

4

When your baby your babe leaves you and you’re left with your thoughts and your tears

My babe left and now I have to talk to myself and my cat.

I cried so much my pillow turned into a soggy sandwich.

I was so sad I started talking to my plants and they ignored me.

5

When your baby your babe runs away and you’re stuck with your sadness and your bad decisions

My babe ran out and now I’m stuck with my pizza and my loneliness.

I tried to forget her but my phone kept reminding me.

I got a tattoo of her name and now I have to live with it.

6

When your baby your babe goes missing and you’re stuck with your feelings and your failed relationships

I lost my babe and now my life feels like a failed movie.

I tried to forget her but my feelings kept coming back like a bad neighbor.

I broke up with my babe and now I have to deal with my feelings and my ex.