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A human who can't stand seeing babies cry because it makes them want to punch the sky

I saw a baby crying and immediately yelled at the ceiling.

My coworker dropped a baby and I had to stop her from crying in the middle of a meeting.

I watched a baby fall off a couch and I screamed like it was my fault.

A person who thinks every kid is a future criminal and wants them all locked up

I told my niece she was going to jail when she stole my candy.

I called the cops on a kid for drawing on the wall.

I threatened to report my cousin to the FBI for talking too loud.

Someone who thinks every child is a menace and would rather fight a dragon than deal with them

I fought a dragon in my dreams last night. It was easier than dealing with my little brother.

I would rather be stabbed than watch my cousin eat a whole pizza.

I told my neighbor’s kid he was a monster and he believed me.