m(__)m

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A Japanese face that means you’re sorry or begging someone to do your chores.
I drew m(__)m on my math test because I didn’t do my homework.
My mom sent me m(__)m in a text because I broke her favorite mug.
I used m(__)m in a DM to my teacher because I had to leave class early.
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When three people meet, Mary, and mate. It’s like Catholic dog sex but with more judgment.
The priest said, 'This is meet, Mary, and mate.'
My dog had meet, Mary, and mate with the neighbor’s dog.
The church called it the holy version of meet, Mary, and mate.
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When someone is blasting music on Myspace while chatting on MSN like they’re trying to impress a ghost.
He was listening to music on Myspace and chatting on MSN at the same time.
She was on Myspace playing music while texting her crush on MSN.
He had music blaring on Myspace and was typing on MSN like he was trying to impress a ghost.
4
A candy that looks like a rock but tastes like sugar and has a nut inside. Some people hate the nut.
I ate an M&M and hated the peanut inside.
My sister eats M&Ms like they’re going out of style.
I gave my dog an M&M and he chewed it up like it was a curse.
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A face that means you like rock music and probably think everyone else is a poser.
He drew m(__)m on his notebook because he thought I was a poser.
I sent m(__)m to my friend because I just heard a new rock song.
She used m(__)m in a tweet because she thinks everyone else is a poser.
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A face that means you’re headbanging so hard you think your brain is going to explode.
He was rocking out so hard, he drew m(__)m on his wall.
She was headbanging so much, her hair was flying everywhere.
He used m(__)m in a tweet after a wild concert.
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A fake relationship between two people who broke up but still have feelings for each other. It’s like a toxic love triangle.
Michaila still likes Marshawn even after they broke up.
Marshawn doesn’t know if Michaila still likes him.
They’re like a toxic love triangle that no one wants to be in.
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